Monday, May 23, 2016

How To Have the Very Best Salad

I just ate the greatest salad ever.  EVER.  In the history of lettuce, this was an epic moment.  I probably should have taken a "before" picture, but I was really starting to get crazy hungry (I believe the proper term for this emotion is "hangry").  It didn't last long.

So, you want to know how to have a similar experience?  Even if you don't, I'm about to tell you how.  Can't wait until you try this.



Step 1 - Visit local pantry to see what is available there.  Our pantry has chicken available almost all the time.  It also has raisins and beets.  These are crucial to this salad.  Pick them up, along with a few other favorites for you meal planning (whether AIP or not, you can always get GOOD stuff at a food pantry and it helps you save money because feeding people is an expensive chore).

Step 2 - Cook chicken.  Whether you bought it or you got it from the pantry, all chicken cooks the same.  Throw it in the oven and bake it.  Put it in a crockpot and let it cook while you're out doing more exciting things.  Or, you can roast it like I did.  Big ol' roaster over and 350-400* for about an hour and this will be delicious, well cooked meat.  YUM!  Season it as you see fit.  When it's cooked (to an internal temperature of at least 165*), shred it.  I recently saw a youtube video of shredding chicken with a hand mixer, but you don't need all that.  Just two forks and some tunes.  Save the bones for a bone broth and you're on your way to eating full AIP!  Store the chicken in a bag or bowl in your fridge.

Step 3 - Roast your beets!  We've got the beets, we've got the beets!  Okay, in all seriousness, oven needs to be at 350* and your beets need to be peeled and diced.  Put 2 tablespoons of coconut oil in a microwave safe bowl on your stove as it's preheating and it'll be melted by the time you need it.  Drizzle it over your beets, then toss them a little (but don't toss them AT anyone - you want to eat these).  Put them in the oven for about 20 minutes.  Try not to eat them all when they get out.  You'll have to have some self-control here.  Maybe that should have been another step: self control.  It's hard, I know, but it'll be worth it.

Step 4 - Subscribe to a local organic food delivery.  I like Door-To-Door and they're available throughout the US in various parts.  If they deliver to you, I can give you a $15 coupon code - just send me your email address.  Anyway, after you subscribe, get some lettuces - and not just "romaine" or "iceberg".  No.  Get something with flavor.  Try something new.  When it finally arrives, chop it up immediately (well, wash it first).  Put it into a couple bowls (or one bowl if you have self control - I don't, so I have to rely on portion control) with some paper towel.

Step 5 - Add 1/4 raisins to each bowl.  Don't ask questions, just add them.

Step 6 - 2 tablespoons dressing.  I have these cute little bowls that don't hold much more than 2 tablespoons of dressing.  I use 1 tablespoon oil (olive or avocado) and 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar.  Sometimes I'll add in some strawberry juice or lime juice or something else fun to add a flavor.  Today, though, for the EPIC salad, I just had oil and vinegar.  There's something to be said for simplicity.

Step 7 - When you're ready to eat, heat up 1/2 cup of chicken and 1/4 cup of beets.  Usually one minute in the microwave is sufficient.  However, more time won't hurt.  Remember, you want your chicken to either be cold or over 165* in order to kill bacteria.  This is crucial to remember.  I'm not trying to get sued for promoting food poisoning.

Step 8 - Throw everything together (1 cup lettuce, 1/2 cup chicken, 1/4 cup beets, 1/4 cup raisins, 2 T dressing) and enjoy.  Try not to cry from the amazing flavors in your mouth.

Step 9 - Let me know how you like YOUR salads.  I love trying new things.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Week #2 in Review

Week #2 was hard.  I had my three biggest setbacks.  In two weeks, it can be quite disappointing to have already experienced them, but I also see them as an opportunity to learn and to reinforce my reasonings for doing this protocol.

On Tuesday, I overindulged in half a loaf of freshly baked toasted sesame bread from ShopRite.  I don't regret it, as it was simply delicious.  I, did, however, pay for it with a headache that carried over into Wednesday.

Wednesday was the day I was able to celebrate a master's degree earned by one of my friends.  We celebrated with an entire meal of non-compliant foods and beverages.  It was fantastic and again, not a regret... but a lesson.  I was sluggish and had cramps in my stomach that carried over until the weekend.

And then, as if I hadn't learned my lesson the first two times, I thought I would try my luck again.  Eaic and I have encountered several stories of people who had tried their wedding cake on their anniversary and were sadly disappointed.  So, of course, I did some research.  Turns out, we should have done our research months ago and before we ordered the cake.  Apparently if you're saving the top of your wedding cake for your anniversary, you should take the following steps: don't get it filled, wrap it in plastic wrap twice, then in foil, then again in plastic wrap.  We did not do these steps and our cake was just in a box in our freezer.  We decided that a six week anniversary would be the perfect time to eat it again.  It was still so very, very delicious... maybe even better than the wedding day (although I'm not sure I remember much of the taste of the cake on that day... but those potatoes were BANGIN'.  That's what I'll remember in regards to food! :)

But, I digress.  Here we on, ready to embark on week 3 and I'm so ready to actually see through a week of 100% compliance.  On Saturday, my week will culminate with a meal at a Mexican restaurant prior to painting with some dear friends, so I'm looking forward to making sure I can celebrate with them for a successful week and a sense of peace that at least I'm being a good friend by becoming the best person I can be.

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

#fail

... and just like that, my streak ended.
I had an event today for the opening of a new store. It was a catered meal and an PR moment where they highlight the pantries and soup kitchens where they're already donating food... and I did SO good. went for a plain salad, picked out the tomatoes, no cheese, roasted veggies, some steak... and then they had bags and bags of fresh bread for the pantries. I drive a Fiat, so fitting the unexpected donation in my car was fun, so some of it had to go in the front seat... and then I began the drive from the event back to the pantry. The fresh baked bread smell was intoxicating...
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30 minutes later, half a loaf of bread has mysteriously disappeared. :(squint emoticon

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Week #2

Monday 5/16
Breakfast: Tuna, Cucumber Slices, Banana
Lunch: Salad with Bacon and vinegar/oil, Sweet Potato
Snack: 1 cup Beef Bone Broth
Dinner: Chicken Breast, Coconut Oil Roasted Beets, Sweet Potato
Dessert: 1/4 melon

Tuesday 5/17
Breakfast: Tuna, Cucumber Slices, 1/4 melon
Lunch: Salad with Bacon and vinegar/oil, Sweet Potato
Snack: 1 cup Beef Bone Broth
Dinner: Chicken Breast, Coconut Oil Roasted Beets, Sweet Potato
Dessert: 1/4 melon

Wednesday 5/18
Breakfast: Breakfast Soup
Lunch: Salad, Pork Chop, Sweet Potato
Snack: 1/4 melon
Dinner: Turkey burgers over lettuce with avocado, sweet potato, Coconut Oil Roasted Beets
Dessert: Mango-Lime Ice Cream

Thursday 5/19
Breakfast: Breakfast Soup
Lunch: Salad, Pork Chop, Sweet Potato
Snack: Zucchini Pasta with Bacon Pesto
Dinner: Turkey burgers over lettuce with avocado, sweet potato, Coconut Oil Roasted Beets
Dessert: Mango-Lime Ice Cream



Just a note about desserts - I'm a sugar addict.  I'm trying to recover from not only an illness, but also an addiction to the sugar brought on by the standard American diet.  I am using desserts as a way to keep my mind from wanting to cheat - if I limit my fruit intake throughout the day, I can indulge in something sweet at the end of the day.  Usually fruit, but sometimes something rather sweet - like ice cream :)

I had a rough bout of brain fog this weekend.  It kept me from being even half as productive as I'd hoped.  So... I still have to figure out the rest of the week.  These are the very symptoms of my autoimmune disease that I'm hoping to combat through my food.  This is what will keep me going.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Highlights From the First Week

I've been following AIP for six days.  Tomorrow is day seven and I'm excited to embark on another week.  As I sit down and meal plan each Saturday for the upcoming week, it will be nice to also reflect on the past week.

Some highlights:
a) turning down Nutella cookies at work... because Nutella is probably the greatest thing ever invented.
b) Coconut Milk Green Tea Latte - still doing research on whether the coconut milk at Starbucks is sweetened, but even if it was, it was considerably less sweet than the soy I'm used to ordering.  Even if it wasn't compliant, it was a healthy change.
c) No fast food.  On Friday night, I was really hungry.  Like really, really hungry (I had taken my lunch to work that day, but hadn't had time to eat it).  There's a McDonalds around the corner from my home and I stop there at least once a week.  Not this week.  Not even once.  This is probably my most impressing feat of the week.
d) AIP delivery - I am now aware of a restaurant who will deliver AIP compliant meals.  Better Gourmet Kitchen has long been a favorite of ours, but we've always ordered cheese and breads and rice.  Our new order?  Bison burgers sans bun and tomato, on a bed of lettuce with added avocado, baked sweet potato fries and smoothies.  Delicious!
e) Liver - Eaic and I were out grocery shopping and banking when we needed lunch.  Eaic was craving gyros, so we went to his favorite place right now: Ciragan Palace.  Not much was AIP, but I could order pan fried calf liver (requested only oil for frying) and a Shepard's salad (without tomato).  Not bad.
f) Ox tail. Compliant bratwurst.  Bone broth.  All these things are going to be experienced in week 2.  I might also try my hand at some zucchini noodles.  We'll see.

For now, I'm menu planning for week two.  Then I'll do one more shopping run for tomorrow's batch cooking extravaganza.

Monday, May 9, 2016

The Beginning

April 9th, 2016 - Mr. and Mrs. Collins

This seems like an appropriate place to start.

This is me and my husband, Eaic.  This picture represents so much to us.  It represents our union as one and our vows to each other.  It also represents both the beginning and an end to journeys - the beginning of wedded bliss (oh, but the sarcasm is here is silent as you are reading and not listening) and the end to 4 years of dating, 9 months of planning and 6 months of engagement.

So much of our life can be separated into little journeys.  I journeyed to work this morning.  I'm on a journey through graduate school right now.  We are on a journey as an interracial and biracial family which is indeed an interesting journey at times.  He is on a journey trying to become a corrections officer and a personal trainer and a physical therapist (he has many high goals and aspirations and watch out, world, for he is determined).  More recently, I began on a journey of life with autoimmune disorders.

On September 25th, 2015, Eaic didn't get down on one knee, but he did give me an engagement ring.  We announced to the world that we'd been planning our wedding.  Less than two weeks later, I almost died.  I was hospitalized in early October for multiple pulmonary embolisms.  Thankfully, the urgent care doctor knew exactly what to do and sent me to the ER and I was well cared for and introduced to a world of medical teams that would soon become my journey.

Following months of testing, I as diagnosed with antiphospholipid antibody syndrome (also known as APS).  In some other blog, I'll put into my own words what that means.  For now, just know it means that my body hates me.. or as some put it, it loves me too much and is overprotective to a fault.

There have been a lot of tears and a lot of anger.  There really hasn't been much hope.  And so... I'm trying to change that.



One month later - May 9th, 2016

This seems like an appropriate place to start a new journey.

When I was first diagnosed with APS, a dear friend added me to a Facebook support page regarding AIP.  I had no idea what this was and didn't even look at it except when the notifications alerted me that she'd posted there.  It was a strict diet and it seemed silly that people were eating paleo to combat blood diseases.  While I'm overweight (read: severely obese, but let's not admit that), this disease has nothing to do with my weight.  Several months ago, I was under the impression that eating correlates to weight and only that.  Forget the fact that I work in the world of nutrition.  Forget the fact that I know better.  But for me, my food intake should only be changed for weight purposes... and even then, if I go to the gym, I could still eat whatever I want.

Then the symptoms started to get worse.  I'll get into those at another time, but for now, it's enough to know that they got to a point that I knew I needed to do something.  With a wedding in the near future, though, I knew I couldn't take on one more stressful journey.  As that came to a close and as we adjusted to life as Mr. and Mrs., I set a goal date of May 1st for the transition to AIP.

Obviously that didn't happen and I'll discuss that at another time, but today... today it happened.
AIP is AutoImmune Protocol.  It's a very strict paleolithic diet which resets the body - detoxing it of all the crap we've stockpiled in it.  Then slowly, very slowly, foods are reintroduced to see what symptoms they trigger.  It's no dairy, no gluten, no sugar, no nightshades, no processed foods.  It's going to be really hard, but my hope is that it will be worth it.

And so, here we are.  Day 1.